Open Door Policy

You know you're a little too indiscreet with your bathroom habits when your 4-year-old son tells you that instead of privacy in the bathroom, what you actually need is company. Then he offers to help you wipe.

Maybe I should take my husband's advice and shut the door. But then I think my 10-month-old daughter might not be safe from my 4-year-old son (and vice versa). But at least I'd be able to wipe my own fanny on my own.