Tuesday, January 24, 2006

My eldest son just called me 'dude'.

Ethan is seven and he just called me 'dude'. He apparently just found out that I throw away his math homework after he's done with it. (His teacher doesn't require it to be turned in. It's strictly homework to be used as an enrichment tool.) So I asked him to throw it away and told him that he had learned all that he could learn from it--that it had completed it's mission on this earth and was time to be disposed of. His response: "Sheez, dude! You know you're torturing my homework." (I think the personification of inanimate objects has truly been overdone in modern culture.)

Speaking of Ethan calling people 'dude'....This is a treasured mother moment which I hope to never forget because it still makes me laugh audibly every single time I think about it. Last Friday, we were at my mother's house with my grandmother, step-father, mother, and my immediate family. We were having a lovely baked spaghetti dinner. We are all seated at the table holding hands, preparing to pray before we ate and Seth, age 3, announced to all assembled in a very clear and audible voice, " The baby is going to come out of Mommy's [insert anatomically correct colloquialism here]!" That wasn't the funniest part, though. As we were all absorbing Seth's astute remark and smirking, giggling, what-have-you, I hear Ethan almost mutter to no one in particular, "Sheez, dude." And that was all he had to say on the matter.

[I'm laughing so hard I can barely type right now.]

So there you go...the highlight of my week. The highlight of my year so far, but it's still early.

You may have noticed that I haven't posted recently. That's because we haven't been well so far this year. Ethan had a sinus infection. Ten days of Amoxicillin and he's better. Seth had something that could have led to pneumonia. Five days of some antibiotic or other and he's still got a cough which I'll check into at some point if it doesn't go away. Eric had pink eye and a sinus infection--simultaneously--quite a trick! He's just about better now, but still hanging onto a cough. I now have a sinus infection and will ask my OB to write me a prescription when I go to see her on Thursday. Hopefully, I'll get better at some point.

As for the pregnancy, all is well, except I'm bigger than I've ever been in my entire life. I weigh more than 180 lbs. at present and will probably gain at least 10 more before all is said and done. I'm big enough that I can't sleep through the night because I can't get/stay comfortable. And the hot spells (not flashes--it lasts too long for that!) are really annoying. They happen during the day and at night and I'm really sick of it. It's a shame that I can go through menopause while carrying my last child. It would be good to get it all over with right now.

6 Comments:

At 7:04 PM , Blogger Tasha said...

Sorry to hear that you guys have been sick. I hope your sinus infection goes away.

 
At 11:10 AM , Blogger OMH said...

Oh my gosh DUDE you didn't tell me - no more sitting by Britt when we are together, you are MY friend and I don't share well.

Couldn't we torture his homework without his knowledge? You know you may have trouble getting him to get excited about homework when he knows you are just going to trash it - DUDE!

Love you lots.

 
At 2:43 PM , Blogger Dream Owl said...

I use the word "Dude" all the time...my poor kids.

My five year old does the sigh and says, "Du-de" when she's really mad. LOL, I know she gets it from me. Hehehe...it's one of my favorite words, I guess once I hit thirty (in two years) I'll have to let that word go.

 
At 11:18 PM , Blogger Elizabeth said...

Caleb calls Don "dude" but so far not me LOL.

Sorry you guys have been sick. The kids have been sick here but so far Don and I have managed to escape. Emma's been on antibiotics for a week and is still complaining of her ears hurting though...we're probably back to the doctor tomorrow.

LOL about Seth and thank goodness for C section - all I have to say is that the doctor took the babies out of my tummy (so far anyway). When is this baby going to make his/her appearance?

 
At 2:21 PM , Blogger The Skogens said...

Sorry y'all have been sick. Jeremy came home last week sick and now Rylee and I have both got it. I wish I could be so close to delivery and only weigh over 180. Good luck on the new baby.

 
At 11:35 PM , Blogger Unknown said...

So, uh, dude, when are you going to update your blog again?

 

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